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Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
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Norwegian salamander

A Norwegian salamander also called “furby cumber” is when one man proceeds to take multiple different species of salamanders up the anus with one suck.
Hey have you seen Jeffrey

Oh man he’s a real Norwegian salamander
by Weinerbeatermeaterfleater October 21, 2023
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Milk Norwegian

Milk Norwegian is a word used to describe patriots of the nordic lands. A milk Norwegian person is a person that likes to go skiing and bicycling. Milk Norwegian people usually drink milk and eat a lot of kvikk lunsj. They dont wear designer clothing or listen to modern music. They will do anything to defend their country. Most of milk Norwegians are of the arian race, but it is possible to be black and milk Norwegian
Mathias: Did you see Magnus's mystory?
Frank: Yeah he posted a picture of him going skiing.
Mathias: yup, he is such a milk Norwegian person.
by Neeguslover June 1, 2018
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Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache
Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome
by Do hoe February 26, 2023
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Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.
I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today
by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022
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Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.
She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.
by Facepant March 23, 2024
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Norwegian Gargle Tones

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.
by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020
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