Norwegian Oarsman

The act of a single person performing two Dutch Rudders simultaneously.

Joey gave Randy and Gene a Norwegian Oarsman.

by Mclovin7921 November 19, 2023

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 31, 2022

Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt

I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.

by Waltham56 August 08, 2023

Norwegian Backflip

Right before ejaculation, you grab her, flip her body backwards till she is facing downwards and cum in her ass

Me: “Me and your mom did a Norwegian Backflip last night dude.”
A great way to express that you don’t want to see her face

by The Under Chunder Blunder July 05, 2021

Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.

“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”

by The ass blaster99 August 02, 2021

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 03, 2014