Nonce

Nonces are an essential part of British culture ,we've had multiple nuns phenomenons over the decades, the bald nonce the vape nonce
But I think we can all agree that Louie ryan is the biggest nonce

Did you know that Jim supports westham
Oh no he's a nonce

by SRC Studio's June 8, 2020

nonce

Ellie Metcalf the girl who drinks blue milk from the bottle

what a nonce,ELLIE METCALFE

by hewladhewlad April 16, 2020

Nonce

Andy Gregory

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park

by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020

nonce

Someone who is a pedophile.

"That Bryan fella, he is a nonce right?"

by comeatmedickhead November 8, 2019

Nonce

(UK) Slang for pedophile or
noun/ prison slang a rapist or child molester: a sexual offender.

That Evan is a nonce

by CillierB March 30, 2022

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022