Nonce

No-nse

A huge paedophile. likes fiddling with Teenagers and maybe even primary school children. (really foul)

person1 "did you hear about Jimmy Saville?"

person2 "yeah I heard he was a massive NONCE."

by English Slang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 June 26, 2023

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce

Mika

Mika is a fat fucking nonce

by Mikasanonce September 14, 2020

Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.

You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.

by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024

Nonce

nonce is a British slang word for a child molester.

That ginger twat Stephen Tries , he's a right nonce

by Salmon tastes like crap January 22, 2019

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019