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post a nut

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006
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A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018
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nut stick

sack being glued to inner thigh on a hot summers day requiring an individual to peel the sack away
these jeans are giving me some serious nut stick
by Lingus April 22, 2003
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Nazi Nut

Ejaculating into a female and then passing gas into the vagina to gas out all of the sperm.
Her: “don’t forget I’m not on birth control
Him: “NAZI NUT”
by Jay Z’s brother December 27, 2020
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Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
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Nut Snuggie

Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.

Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012
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Nut Tingler

A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.
What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!
by Digger July 20, 2008
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