Please do not the cat

Please do not the cat
Please do not the cat
by Please do not the cat August 03, 2020
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Kill Me Please

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.
by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017
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please edit me

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".
Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"
by The kanker sisters October 29, 2020
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Please Do Not The Cat

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.
Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT
by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021
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Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.
After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".
by T2master October 27, 2007
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help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please
me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc
by Jack156 October 05, 2019
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Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.
Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.
by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004
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