Neil

A dumbass he not funny he’s not scared of ghost his a simp

Neil sucks butt

by Hiitzanabella April 19, 2020

Neil

A god at music and supercell games.

Roman: Ay you played Neil on Clash Royale yet?
Joe: Ye, he beat my ass

by owoQumi November 22, 2021

Neil

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.

Such a neil ugh.

by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021

Neil

A cheap prick never tips over 15%

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil

by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018

Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).

"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."

by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025

Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.

Yo, Neil’s a bitch.

by Omammy October 22, 2020

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020