Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

nature Whore

Person who absolutely fucking loves nature if all forms, shapes and sizes . This person Would spend all free time with their mind lost in nature . Spiritually this is their home , where they feel grounded and most at peace

I’m a nature Whore

by ThaSyckKidd February 8, 2023

nature's airbags

another term for breasts/boobs

I got in a car accident, but thanks to nature's airbags, i was just fine!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect

I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night

by father of nature July 7, 2020