Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Nature Peel(ing) is the act of masterbation outdoors, generally in a more rural or private location.
by RyanDotGorge February 15, 2020

by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019

A person who is equally as kinky, horny, and sex-craved as a nympho but goes about it in a more subtle way.
by Saiyan2356 May 23, 2019

by Baby Pika August 23, 2014

Dan- "Hey Wayne i got head from sally at the park for the fifth time this month"
Wayne- "I'm going to start calling you Nature Dick"
Wayne- "I'm going to start calling you Nature Dick"
by TheLurk November 1, 2012
