A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024
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Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
AAAĀ͚Ã̘Á̳AĂ̠̺̾A̩̣͑̿̄͢À̟̟̘͍̈̿͠A̦̔A̖̐AA̢͆AA͔̋AĄ͎̪̫̼͕͔̆͛͆̀́͝͞Ä̡̟̙͕́̄͂̐͞ͅA̻͓̓̉AAA͒͟A̘͙̒͆Ă̡̻͔̯̪̊̅͑̋͢͝AḀ̢̫̤̎̓̑̽̃͟A̫͍̯̯̞͖͖̠͉̙͌̊̽̿̇̃͂́̂̀͢͟͡͞Ä̧̢̰͕̳̆̈̈̎A̳̤̝͇͇͚̠͉͉̭̐̂̈͋͌̅̏̕̕͘͡ͅE̗̱̰͇̠͇̊̋̌͌̍̍̿͜Ê̞̦̩̈́͡G̤̤̗͈̝̘̪̘̩͙͙̑̊̄̾̀̈́̎̅͑̅̄̅̕ͅͅE̩̱͚̟̣̺̦̜̯͍̻̺̠̩͑̌͗̅͆̏́͌̋̀̃̑̕͡H̛̠̞͇͎̖̭̫̞͚̩͔̰͂̍͛̉̋̾̋̚̚͡͞G̼̹̉͛͗͟Ę̤̭̳̟͖̓̋̈́͋͠͠G̢̻̩̲͕̰͓͂͌̆̽̈́́̈Ȟ̡͓͈͚͇̘̝͍͊̍̓̈̿̍͂̚͟͠ͅŲ͓̣̦̠͓͚͈͉̮̞̹̊̐̇̐̋̅͊̾͛̈͊̄̚ͅǴ̢̜̭͇͓́̂̊̎̕͟Ḩ̭̯̘͙̮̼̩͇̘͖͍͍̘̣͗̃̿͛̋̊̓̽̓̍́̈͊̚͟͡͠Ģ̨̣̻͔̼͙̂̏̿͋̈́͂͘Ḩ̛̱̪͔͇̫͚̖̩̳̹̠̖̘̭̭̮̹͛̾́̈̐̄͆̍͑̊̇͆̅͆̚̚͜͡͞G̟̜̲͔̣͔̾̀͗̄̌̎H͇̰̪̩͗̄̽͘H̯̗̣͓͓̹̞͇͕̹̜̳͎̝͛̌̄̏̓̓̂̅̓̈́̇͆͘͠H͓͙̹͇͉̐͌̅̕͟͠͡H̨̟̪̩͓͕̣̥͚̗͇̟͓̩̹̝͈̯͆̈́̌̑͌̀́̈̓̋̍͛̍̄̀̓͑̍͘ͅH̘͎̞͎̪͖̲̤̑̎͌̋̆̉̕̕H̡̝̪͕̙̰̤̲̫̲̰̺̮̭͎͇̔̎̊͒̀́̍́̐̓͛̆͛̚͜͟͡͝͡͡H̝̥̔̎Ḧ̛̠̦̱̭̭̦̬͈̩̩͎̞̰͓͖͇̪̖͉̰̞́̇̒̈̀̂͊̈̾̈́͛͆͌̄̉̈́̇̀͑̎̚ͅH̨̩̪̪͚͖̘͛͂̆̔͛̓̚H̨̪͇̮͇͈̝̭̰͍̜͈͛̅̄͒̓̆̈́̎̐̎͡͝Ḫ̢̛̛͔̫̲̭͓̜̠̮̭̣̹͖̦̤̩̮́̃̀̃̆̏̿͂̑͒̐̅̆͛̑̏̍̕͟͟͠ͅ
*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
AAAĀ͚Ã̘Á̳AĂ̠̺̾A̩̣͑̿̄͢À̟̟̘͍̈̿͠A̦̔A̖̐AA̢͆AA͔̋AĄ͎̪̫̼͕͔̆͛͆̀́͝͞Ä̡̟̙͕́̄͂̐͞ͅA̻͓̓̉AAA͒͟A̘͙̒͆Ă̡̻͔̯̪̊̅͑̋͢͝AḀ̢̫̤̎̓̑̽̃͟A̫͍̯̯̞͖͖̠͉̙͌̊̽̿̇̃͂́̂̀͢͟͡͞Ä̧̢̰͕̳̆̈̈̎A̳̤̝͇͇͚̠͉͉̭̐̂̈͋͌̅̏̕̕͘͡ͅE̗̱̰͇̠͇̊̋̌͌̍̍̿͜Ê̞̦̩̈́͡G̤̤̗͈̝̘̪̘̩͙͙̑̊̄̾̀̈́̎̅͑̅̄̅̕ͅͅE̩̱͚̟̣̺̦̜̯͍̻̺̠̩͑̌͗̅͆̏́͌̋̀̃̑̕͡H̛̠̞͇͎̖̭̫̞͚̩͔̰͂̍͛̉̋̾̋̚̚͡͞G̼̹̉͛͗͟Ę̤̭̳̟͖̓̋̈́͋͠͠G̢̻̩̲͕̰͓͂͌̆̽̈́́̈Ȟ̡͓͈͚͇̘̝͍͊̍̓̈̿̍͂̚͟͠ͅŲ͓̣̦̠͓͚͈͉̮̞̹̊̐̇̐̋̅͊̾͛̈͊̄̚ͅǴ̢̜̭͇͓́̂̊̎̕͟Ḩ̭̯̘͙̮̼̩͇̘͖͍͍̘̣͗̃̿͛̋̊̓̽̓̍́̈͊̚͟͡͠Ģ̨̣̻͔̼͙̂̏̿͋̈́͂͘Ḩ̛̱̪͔͇̫͚̖̩̳̹̠̖̘̭̭̮̹͛̾́̈̐̄͆̍͑̊̇͆̅͆̚̚͜͡͞G̟̜̲͔̣͔̾̀͗̄̌̎H͇̰̪̩͗̄̽͘H̯̗̣͓͓̹̞͇͕̹̜̳͎̝͛̌̄̏̓̓̂̅̓̈́̇͆͘͠H͓͙̹͇͉̐͌̅̕͟͠͡H̨̟̪̩͓͕̣̥͚̗͇̟͓̩̹̝͈̯͆̈́̌̑͌̀́̈̓̋̍͛̍̄̀̓͑̍͘ͅH̘͎̞͎̪͖̲̤̑̎͌̋̆̉̕̕H̡̝̪͕̙̰̤̲̫̲̰̺̮̭͎͇̔̎̊͒̀́̍́̐̓͛̆͛̚͜͟͡͝͡͡H̝̥̔̎Ḧ̛̠̦̱̭̭̦̬͈̩̩͎̞̰͓͖͇̪̖͉̰̞́̇̒̈̀̂͊̈̾̈́͛͆͌̄̉̈́̇̀͑̎̚ͅH̨̩̪̪͚͖̘͛͂̆̔͛̓̚H̨̪͇̮͇͈̝̭̰͍̜͈͛̅̄͒̓̆̈́̎̐̎͡͝Ḫ̢̛̛͔̫̲̭͓̜̠̮̭̣̹͖̦̤̩̮́̃̀̃̆̏̿͂̑͒̐̅̆͛̑̏̍̕͟͟͠ͅ
*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man
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Get the Person NaN mug.Pretending ur gonna do something, it’s a reference to a song where they pretend to go into a car they didn’t own
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Get the My nans a hotel mug.The moment, usually in a sporting context, when the pressure is on to perform, but you find yourself overcome with nerves and a crisis of confidence resulting in turning to jelly and bottling it.
Whilst playing pool: 'I'm not sure he's going to pot this black, he's having an attack of the Nans'
Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'
Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'
by DJ Peloton December 28, 2025
Get the Attack of the Nans mug.The phrase primarily used by the Toronto “Mad mans” usually located in Scarborough or the ends of Waterloo. Often used during in replacement of “Hello” or “How are you doing?” Used in the beginning of a FaceTime call or just at the start of a regular conversation.
Sebby: Yo Baner what are nans slaying?
Baner: yoo we chillin fr what are nans slaying?
Sebby: coolin man
Baner: yoo we chillin fr what are nans slaying?
Sebby: coolin man
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Get the What are Nans Slaying? mug.Nan is quiet, and acts like she doesn’t care, yet even if you asked her for advice at 12am in the morning, you’d have to wait until the morning because she sleeps basically the whole day. She literally the best friend you could ever ask for, she may not always show it, but you can always count on her to make ur day that much better. Her jokes….only some people get it cause you can mistake her humour for being mean. She’s beautiful inside and out, but I won’t tell her that because gay.
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