Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Nan fucker

A person who likes to fuck nans

Your a nan fucker mate

by Nanfucker96 November 27, 2024

Nan’s lip

When something (especially food) is so inherently disgusting you cannot look at it.

Looks like you’ve got some Nan’s lip there…

by Dansk35 March 13, 2025

Nan

Nan is quiet, and acts like she doesn’t care, yet even if you asked her for advice at 12am in the morning, you’d have to wait until the morning because she sleeps basically the whole day. She literally the best friend you could ever ask for, she may not always show it, but you can always count on her to make ur day that much better. Her jokes….only some people get it cause you can mistake her humour for being mean. She’s beautiful inside and out, but I won’t tell her that because gay.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my Nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021

Nan

Best friend you could ask for, but I won’t ever say that too her face. Has a sense of humour that only some people understand. She has a big heart, even though sometimes it seems like she doesn’t and whether she admits it or not, she cares about others a whole lot. Well some people. Whether u need her at 12pm or 12 am, you’ll have to wait for her to wake up because all she does is sleep. She’s someone you would do anything for, aswell as someone who would do anything for you. We all need a Nan, but again I won’t say that to her face cause ew.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021

nan tong

The chinese word for faggotry or faggot according to the tiktok queer idol @molly_chineseteacher who is an iconic skinny chinese legend.
It can be used in a post-ironic, endearing way, the same way we nan tongs eventually make every word…

sis, take your PrEP pill so you can safely participate in your nan tong.

yasss queen, me and the nan tongs are gonna listen to ariana and douche out our bad energy!

by Aidan and Jamie June 15, 2023

NAN

NAN abbreviation for Nut Ass Nigga

He a NAN for smoking that mid ass blunt.

by bankrollzay June 21, 2024