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confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.
Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021
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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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Confused Meatball

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
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Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what
Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!
by missbe.xx December 8, 2010
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Confusity

John: hey what happened???

Me : i'm not sure i've been over come by confusity
by foreign zimbo January 21, 2017
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Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Confusing

Wow that was so confusing
by Straykids:) November 23, 2020
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