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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.
I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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nature Whore

Person who absolutely fucking loves nature if all forms, shapes and sizes . This person Would spend all free time with their mind lost in nature . Spiritually this is their home , where they feel grounded and most at peace
by ThaSyckKidd February 8, 2023
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Nature-quiet

The soothing sounds found in nature - blowing winds, babbling brooks, chirping crickets, birds, loons, rain, thunder, etc.
"I'm tired of the city...I need some nature-quiet."
by Jeff Ircink November 17, 2020
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hefty naturals

Coined by comedian John Mulaney, "hefty naturals" are big, real boobs.
She was wearing a low-cut dress, showing off her hefty naturals.
by Crissy Corvette December 28, 2022
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Natural collie

Been down in the valley
Smoking natural collie
Getting inspiration
Spreading it through the nation

"Natural Collie" - Freddie McGregor
by DrDubious May 16, 2011
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Natural Dividends

You are a shareholder of the Earth. Being here, you’ve been given a share of its resources. Being a responsible shareholder means taking a look at your relationship with nature.

How you use your share plays into the bigger picture; as Chief Seattle says, “All things are bound up in each other like the blood that binds the family.” You can invest in your share by giving back, being mindful, and helping be a part of the solution.

Each of us has a different level of resources and lifestyle, which plays a big part in what we can do. Becoming a shareholder is realizing that you and your choices make a difference.
Natural Dividends Increases Nature's Share by amplifying the voices of others who are involved in local initiatives, promoting manageable lifestyle changes, and creating connections between individuals and existing environmental organizations. As a community, making small sustainable changes every day will pay large dividends to Nature.
by naturaldividends December 23, 2021
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