One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.
Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
by jordiisvainduh May 02, 2006
The most addictive website around.
Made by Tom and is where scene kids and emos (however the odd chav is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.
Made by Tom and is where scene kids and emos (however the odd chav is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.
scene kid #1: Have you checked your myspace today?
secne kid #2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms
scene kid #1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene
secne kid #2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms
scene kid #1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene
by Chloe Webb May 26, 2006
Person#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool
by Bradley Shorter September 14, 2006
by myspace sucks September 13, 2006
a site that people love to bitch about. myspace is for emo bitches is an example. also, myspace is for people who need to get a life. and myspace is a dumb-ass popularity contest.
the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments.
how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them
the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments.
how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them
god, myspace is so fucking stupid
i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame
fuck that, i fucking hate myspace
did you comment my new pictures?
i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame
fuck that, i fucking hate myspace
did you comment my new pictures?
by jthurlow May 05, 2007
A site designed to have massive lag and down time secretly disguised as a "networking tool".
When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day.
This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine.
It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.
When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day.
This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine.
It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.
Friend 1:Hey have you seen julie today?
Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists.
Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :(
Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.
Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists.
Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :(
Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.
by Will In SC February 03, 2007
What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written chain letters a day.
by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009