myspace

a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...

dude-i'm going to go to myspace
girl-you have no life what so ever
girl-i'm gonna check my myspace

by [[gh3man]] August 19, 2008

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Get the myspacemug.

myspace

a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.

person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D

by sophay_lmfao January 17, 2008

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Get the myspacemug.

A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!

by Random Emo June 17, 2007

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