a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...
by [[gh3man]] July 23, 2008
a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.
person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
by sophay_lmfao January 16, 2008
A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
by Random Emo May 29, 2007
Myspace = completely useless crap...
by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006
Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now
by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 06, 2006
by Lonely Tom September 08, 2012
The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.
myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.
by Jonny MW September 08, 2006