living my best life 

What a basic white bitch says when she doesn’t want you to know that she’s crying into her pillow over a pint of Halo Top.

“How’re you doing Kendall?”

“Oh, I’m just living my best life!”

living my best life by ErikdaRed May 5, 2018

My starco life 

The best Instagram account ever for the Fandom Star vs the Forces of Evil or more commonly known as Svtfoe. The owner of the account is the sweetest person you will ever know and posts the best content

Girl 1: Hey, do you know any good Star vs the Forces of Evil fan accounts I can follow?
Girl 2: yeah! My starco life is the best account to follow.
Girl 1: wow you're right, I'm looking at the account now and it looks amazing

My starco life by verybadjuju August 8, 2018

living my best life 

A very idiotic phrase that presumes there’s a best and a worst way to live life (which is totally subjective). And that we all GET to choose our lives, which we do in some ways, but most of us just wind up where we are/who we are due to external events we didn’t have any control over. And most of us are content living our lives without over thinking about our lives/how we can make it better all the time.

Omg look at Jennifer she just posted a pic in GREECE in front of some blue ass water. I wish I was living my best life like she is!

living my best life by justagal_ April 2, 2019

swear on my mums life 

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.

Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.

swear on my mums life by Afran April 26, 2016

My sex life 

Beating yo dick to hentai

Dude what's my sex life? Hentai

My sex life by Immaproudpoptart August 12, 2017

Trying To Live My Best Life 

It means you are doing your best to live this life you were thrown into with little direction and experience.

Friend: Bro I heard you got fired from you job over some bs. What are you doing with your life?
Me: Yea man, Trying To Live My Best Life.

Trying To Live My Best Life by dark7java7lava September 19, 2019

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich 

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020