Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.

Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009

Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

by Shiconia August 26, 2010

musta

Short for "must have".

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "I musta struck a chord with somebody up in the office"

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

Mustapha

Arabic name that means the chosen one. Usually conflated with Mufasa off of Lion King, however he is the complete opposite of that weak ass back stabber. He is the coolest laid back guy you'll meet and epitomizes the word cool. Ladies love Mustapha

Mustapha - that cool ass guy

by museymus December 21, 2016

Girl mustache

She has some bomb pussy!

“She has a girl mustache, you know what that means.... SHE GOT THAT DROP!”

by GirlPowerLese August 22, 2019