Pulling a Mason

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.

Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 22, 2019

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Layla grace Mason

crazy bitch who you shouldn't trust but you still do, used to have anger issues, gets hurt and crys over the littlest thing.

Also known as #1 Hoe in my contacts.

A: "Layla Grace Mason"
B: "oh that flat ass bitch!"

by badussywarof1817 January 28, 2022

sgt. matthew mason

Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner

There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.

by intollarant fool November 2, 2013

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 5, 2005

musor

Garbage or Trash In russian

idi vekin musor suka :P

by SpH October 20, 2003

mason county

Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).

Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.

Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.

by The Gook and Cracker Crew (GCC) March 17, 2005