Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

“Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

by TTPN March 2, 2018

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016