Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

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Munting

munting is a artform used by many (myself included) munting is when two people go out and look for a corpse in some type of graveyard so one puts there dick into the corpses mouth and the other jumps onto the belly of the beast to get the juices flowing

"hey jack wanna go to the local grave yard to go munting maybe we can find some freshies if were lucky!"

by Alex wal March 9, 2024

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Munting The Beef

To be high as fuck.

Tim: I just ripped this pen and im high as shit

Dom: he's totally munting the beef bro

by Sydmey July 8, 2025

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Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024

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Munt

Munt: the collection of all bodily fluids (semen, piss, shit, vomit) into the bunt of an extremely loose woman. Think of the stuffing in the ass end of your Thanksgiving Turkey. You're welcome.

"Dude, Stank Sally didn't wash up after her most recent fluid-filled gang bang Donnie she's rocking a big pile of Munt in her Bunt!"

by Squeezy McQueef May 23, 2017

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