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Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer
‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant
by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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The study of mules

The Study of Mules is where someone spends 12 years of college learning about the science of Mules, Also called Muleolegy it expands upon the world of Mules
Prof 1: I studied Psychology

Prof 2: I studied in Medicinal Distribution

Prof 3: I am Studying Muleolegy also know as the Study of Mules
by WololoWibbleWarbles January 18, 2017
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money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
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Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.
hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.
by fluby1209 May 1, 2024
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lopin' yer mule

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?
by Squiddles April 3, 2015
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Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 27, 2013
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