breeding mule

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it

“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”

by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019

Conversation Mule

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.

I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.

by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.

dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴

by emlyXIX March 1, 2022

Señor Mule

Señor Mule is someone who works hard and doesn’t quit till the job is done

Señor Mule take a break I can finish it

by Nebraska-Canadian March 10, 2022

Moscow mule

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.

She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022