Asian mother

Asian mothers are the worst of Asian parents. They are the ones, in particular, who bitch slap you if you get a B+ and force you to wear the cheap clothing they buy.

They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.

It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.

Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.

Damn it! My Asian mother bought me this T-shirt that says something about soccer in poorly written English.

by Screw Azn Parents October 5, 2008

High Fiving Mother Fucker

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'

Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009

motherdie

A pikey word meaning "to swear on ones mothers life". Often heard in pubs near pikey sites and a sure trigger to leave that particular pub.

Motherdie boy, Levi boys got a chicken in the eye guy!

Motherdie ill do ya chavvy boy!

by Cossie Bill June 22, 2005

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

by arf1980 October 16, 2008

word to my mother

also known as wrd2mm. this just means you are very serious and you swear on your mom's life in NYC slang.

yahyl: "why did you rob the burger king?"

ethan: "bro word to my mother i did NOT rob that burger king!"

by wordtomymotherbro March 15, 2023

Sweet Mother of Jesus

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

by toxicsky February 8, 2010

mother

Somebody who can be a really nice person, but can also physically and verbally abuse you sometimes. Perhaps she does it out of anger, or hate, or whatever the reason. This is an actual conversation I had with my mother:

Her: Did you do something stupid?
Me: What? No! Why did you thnk that.
Her: Because ou're you, and you do stupid things (Ouch!)
Me: Hey...shut up!
Her: What did you say?
Me: Just stop! I don't need to listen to this!
Her: (smacks me across head) You don't tell me to shut up. I tell you to shut up. You can go to your room after dinner.

Me: (sigh) I wish my mother could just be grateful I exist...

by Alex4315 February 17, 2013