monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

Motherfuckin' Monster

Endy Chavez

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"

by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011

feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

shnozzle monster

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences

'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Thirst Monster

A person who needs constant attention. To "thirst" on a regular basis; day by day thirst. When the "thirst" goes above and beyond.

Me: Oh man I cant wait to go see Joe tonight, he is taking me out to dinner and a movie.
Cousin: Ooo I can I come? If I cant come can I get a doggie bag? Tell Joe I said "Hai.."
Me: Nah thirst monster.

by lammzdegreatness May 18, 2013

cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010