Monger

A person or thing that is a massive disgrace.

Person 1: have you ever nearly played chess with Boris Johnson?

Person 2: no

Person 1: errrrrrrr you’ve never nearly played chess with Boris Johnson you little monger!

by Mr big schlong January 04, 2021

Monger

Monger: a cat that is especially chonky
Also referred to as a “chunk monger”

Damn bro I didn’t know you had a monger

by Oasx December 30, 2021

Monger

Player of the game Among Us

He is a really good Monger. He wins every Impostor round.

by GapeP September 10, 2020

Pp Monger

An attachment to your pp to make it bigger and better. Pretty much a pack a punched penis

WOW I HAVE A PP MONGER!!!!!

by Destroyer0130 June 29, 2020

Filt monger

Lower class. A person who usually mongers filt, badly dressed. Some dirt underneath finger nails is a common side effect.

Who!Tommy. That Filt monger, cant beli eve he's still knocking around.

by Nomadurban February 08, 2017

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 04, 2018