MissouriGypsy

The sound a penis makes as it enters a dog's anus.

Dude! Did you hear that MissouriGypsy when stuck my dick in rover's ass?

by Mongolongo June 16, 2010

Missourist

A person who refuses to like old stuff. (Music, Movies, Video Games.)

-Hey you wanna see titanic at my house
-Dude you forgot I'm Missourist.

-Ok. Go hop yourself

by Main_Missouri June 14, 2016

Missourin

A person from Missouri.

Bob: Yo Chris. You hear about that Renee chick?
Chris: Yeah I heard she is Missourin.

by Unknownjoker123 March 2, 2019

The Missourian plant

This act is when a man and women are feeling intimate so the man dedicates into the women’s open mouth she catches it then he pisses on the waste so it’s like watering a plant

We created the Missourian plant together

by Real historian667 March 7, 2026

Family reunion for Missourians

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related

Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians

by HUFFHUFF74 December 1, 2018

Missoring

When two men scissor. Described as such because it is a largely miserable experience.

I just walked in on Wesley missoring with my dad. I don’t know how to feel about it.

by The Split Pelvis January 24, 2023