Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

Mission

Sexual tensions/do fun sexual things

Me And Dray finna go on mission

by BracePoppinZ April 21, 2021

Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward

“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck”

by shastiakloske June 11, 2020

Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome

I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂

by Big Daddy 1987 March 8, 2024

Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.

Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"

by xX541Xx January 1, 2012