Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.
Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
by Dr.Erdbeer October 24, 2010
by Gimley knows April 06, 2016
One of the more common phrases used amongst black females when they felt they’ve been wronged by their bae, boo, sponsor, family, etc. Synonymously found on the nearest FB timeline where the have-nots flock. Whenever there’s a sense of rejection, or someone doesn’t co-sign some foolishness, Miss Ratchet wishes to partake in, that individual will them take on a “Me Against The World” mentality.
Keisha: On my life Tyrone don’t wanna see me!!! It’s OK. I gotta cake baked for his black ass!!! Shay: Girl I could have told you that nigga ain’t shit. He know damn well he could have gotten you that bag and Lil’ Man Man them J’s
Keisha: It’s cool, it’s cool. From here on out, fuck him, long and hard. I’m loving my life and everybody in it. In 2019, it’s all about me and mines!!!!
Keisha: It’s cool, it’s cool. From here on out, fuck him, long and hard. I’m loving my life and everybody in it. In 2019, it’s all about me and mines!!!!
by pdstix78 June 20, 2018
Its the super uber gooey ooey warm fuzzy marshmellow niknak crunch, goolab jambu syryp down your throat feeling that creates the awesomeness ama-zeeng experience fixate on your intestine!
Akshar is jehaan-mined.
by Aquabean October 08, 2010
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by MiasmaMan July 09, 2012