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Milos is the weirdest person. He is amazing when it comes to athletic ability, but is a massive nerd. He is loved by all, except for teachers, whom he likes to troll. He is one of the most irresponsible and unreliable people. He has lots of friends, and can't stop talking. Girls love him although he isn't really the greatest at pickup skills. He's a legend. And he's a Slav and Gopnik.
by Zoomer is Boomer November 21, 2019
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Is extremely racist to chinese people and also has a huge cock (100 cm)
Pov: You see a chinese guy and your cock gets hard.

Me: Damn he's such a Milo (huge cock)
by PussyMagnet00 January 8, 2024
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An extremely loud human being, who likes to flex their skinny abs and talk about how big their chode is. Starts every sentence with "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Always manspreads and wears the same cheap green Air Forces. Posts himself cutting down trees on Instagram.
Shut the fuck up. You're being such a Milo right now.
by ~Your pseudonym~ November 16, 2021
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Milos is different to anyone else. Milos is usually a dickhead but funny. He cares a lot but can be a snitch sometimes however he has a fetish over Young people. Overall he is a unique person
Milos - Oi, she’s peng

Jimmy- she’s 12

Milos- oh well it doesn’t matter
by Rose159 February 28, 2019
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Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
Hey look- theres Milo with his massive cock out and sexy hoes. I wannna fuck him so hard 😩
by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
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A sexy 5"11 male with curly black hair. He gets all the women who love his dashing looks and massive penis. He is also a very kindhearted person and a loyal friend. He is usually very easygoing and only gets angry when he is wronged or someone is being annoying.
Who is that? They are so HOT, I don't know their name but since they're hot I'm gonna call him Milo
by sourdoughjack May 27, 2022
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Oh? You met a milo.:) !! A EMO, BITCH STEALER!!! Good for you. Hes either a trans ftm or a cis dude that always shaves themselves hairless. Red hair or either brown, compliments his dark brown eyes. Milo is a boy that is a stoner but overall personality is kind and tender. This breed of male usually always finds a way to be hilarious in a tough situation. Milo can get rude and takes a TON for him to cut a person off. He's SUCH a good boyfriend and will spoil you. He gets aggressive when people mess with the people he loves! Often goes to war for them. Keep a milo cause he's the only one that would go to war for a friend.

The music taste is: Scene,Rock,Heavy Metal,Rnb,Screamo.

And GOSH if you have a milo as a bf...I know you're in fact sore after doing devious deeds...
" Milo stop smoking weed, you're too high right now dude!!!"

Person 1: I hate milo's fat/skinny ass.

Person 2 : You should not, he's pretty cool as a person. Get to know him.
by MrCreeperChan210 July 7, 2023
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