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Melanie Martinez

"Im the definition of dichotomy, duality."
- Field trip, Melanie Martinez
by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024
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Melanie

melanie is the kinda girl who is shy at first but once you really get to know her she’s super funny and is overall hella fucking goofy. like she will jump over a fence and rip her shorts and laugh after. like she’s funny as fuck. she might have some acne but it doesn’t define her or stop her from being herself. and her confidence is another part of herself that makes her beautiful. she also is straight but at the same time likes to kiss girls but wouldn’t necessarily date them. she also mature for her age and gives advice to everyone. and after being and that dark place she found her way to be happy and now she’s living her best life.
person: Melanie your so cool
melanie: thanks u a w too
by Pheobe.luna<3 August 29, 2022
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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.
"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"
by badst April 23, 2018
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Melanie

Melanie is the best girl you’ll ever have. There’s no one else like Melanie. She is a gem, a goddess. Is you find Melanie, never let her go. She shows a front but inside her heart is guarded. Anyone who’s willing to pursue her will have a challenge. Many guys will try but she will not let her guard down easily. Even when you think you got her, don’t stop trying. She will get bored easily. She loves going out and traveling. She is obsessed with cats. She is petite and is fun to be around. Don’t lie to Melanie because it is over, she will not trust you again.
That’s just Melanie!

You and Melanie?! YOURE SO LUCKY.
I need me a Melanie.
by Nothingbutthetruth2739 November 23, 2021
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melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever
I wish i could date melanie
by stuffed bear November 14, 2022
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Melany

Melany is a manipulative whore who always gets what she wants, she doesn’t give a fuck about anybodys opinion. Melany is hot and elegant with a heart made of stone.
Omg Melany just used me for my money
by Offaperc30 November 21, 2021
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