mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

mechanize

to make mechanical

Hey you should mechanize that dog so he can be a robot dog.

by Rainbow Brownie December 7, 2010

Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018

Mechaella

prettiest person ever

hi mechaella

by renz_ok April 26, 2022

Loser Mechanic

A person you may "use" to benefit one's reputation.

Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"

by Prof.X April 17, 2010

gta mechanic

Fucker who drove off with your car every time thats why we killed him -RIP

OMG the stupid gta mechanic just drove off with my car dude

by Astronaut50JL July 17, 2016