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Mayor Wesley

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008
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Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."
by Tonian November 7, 2012
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mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.
Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
by hitlertoall September 6, 2016
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Mayorgasm

Related to FoodPorn. When you or your friends are feeling an orgasm at the view of mayonaise on a dish.
- ahhh annnnn sooo guuuuudddd !
- what the heck jeremie ?
- owe I just had an mayorgasm, this looks so delicious
by Suparub July 15, 2016
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mayor trap

When a woman holds a man's penis inside of her vagina with force causing him to ejaculate inside of her.
Aw man! I just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! Now I have to pay child support.
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Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.
by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017
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maloracy

awesome dude who is loved by everyone
god i love maloracy he's so awesome
by everyone anywhere anytime April 2, 2017
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