Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
Get the Mexican eyeball massagemug. A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
Get the Asian PP Massagemug. (Giving a text massage)
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
by Granmeyer August 11, 2018
Get the Text massagemug. by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
Get the Texas Massagemug. by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
Get the Taco Massagemug. When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them
by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025
Get the Massage Gunmug. Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
Get the second-hand massagemug.