Marking

Interviewing for a job, you have know intent on taking.

He’s just Marking that interview

by Janalyzer April 25, 2023

Markiplier Moment

A Markiplier Moment is a moment (shocking, I know) which comes out as masochistic in some regards. Its characterised by famous youtuber Markiplier, whom is known to push his pain tolerance level, thus been called a masochistic individual.
Person accepts the pain in this situation. Even welcomes, enjoys it.

Person A: Oh, I think I hit my elbow, but it's fine.
Person B: Are you fine?
Person A: Yes, sure. Tbh, I kinda like it.
Person B: Dude, that's a Markiplier Moment.

by EllieTheTraveller May 20, 2023

markiplier

A youtuber man that plays

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...

by dr,kool June 20, 2023

Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

Markiphobia

The fear of Markiplier.

"Jimmy has Markiphobia after the thorn-bush incident."
"Jimmy caught Markiphobia after he fell in the ice"

by PyroBones August 24, 2023

Markie

A penis selfie. A dick pic. A cock Tik Tok.

Last night, just before I clocked out, Chef Mark asked me to come to the office. I didn’t feel comfortable so I went home. When I got to my car, he texted me “I made you something special”. Then he sent me a Markie.

by Wheelin’n’Dealin October 30, 2023

Markieth

He is a guy who's smart always tend to get the better of him, he loves video games too. His friends also bullies him quite a lot of the time, and the teachers tend to target him.

Markieth is always getting picked on!

by Jarthecookiejar December 16, 2023