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the gaines family...+catie+ jake
by Jodith April 22, 2005
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marijuana maintainance

Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).

The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."

"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.

"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009
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Jawana SmoKA MaRijuana

the shortest most coolest person in the world that u could ever think of.
god she is sucha Jowana smoka marijuana
by NuNs gone wild February 12, 2004
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Marijuana

stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend
samantha: what are you doing?

nick: nothing!

samantha: you smoke!?

(ending 1)

samantha: you smoke!? omg can i have some!

(ending 2)

samantha: you smoke!?

nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some?

*SLAP*

no i dont really smoke im 13
by kibblebiscuits June 23, 2007
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marijuana

1. a "drug" if you smoke it. 2. food if you could eat it.
marijuana with the THC seems a thing heard of many chemicals involved with natural brain activity, eat it like a food for sustaining naturally high capability, concentrate healthy improvements while subtracting harmful side effects just by eating the vegetable instead of smoking it. their low school did not teach you but know sane science you eat your vegetables, tobacco now if anything has chemicals while they increase garlic's that you wouldn't want to eat unless mixed with other food, then they ban garlic, then streets sells crystal caffeine for smoking then coca cola soda needs another stimulant once again. bottom line is that when jesus was quoted as saying "i am the alpha to the omega", it meant things like we are Hydrogen before and after to advance us well beyond their lowly smoky hoards of crude oil, Hydrogen then steams refined meaning of |smoking| from a hemp soup. Jesus meant alpha~omega or before~after from the time monkey men for millions ate a plant then few hundred or thousand now dumb monkey men smoke vegetables, then when civilized figuring it all out we can smoke affordably and legally enough marijuana or tobacco or the like not to need to smoke it.
A late 'System of a Down' song was singing about "eat all the grass that you want, accidents happen in the dark" they are deep of their truth be then known to the ignorant..
by Joven February 28, 2007
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marijuanaism

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
by krowned June 14, 2011
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marijuanaism

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
by krowned June 13, 2011
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