jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

by L'Willis March 8, 2005

maggot

Being drunk, or in a drunken stupor

Fred: Lets get maggot!
Frank: Ok!

by Pat16 May 8, 2006

Madigan

The most beautiful girl in the fuckin world. Shes the best person to go to. She always understands you when your down. Basically the best human in the world :)

Person 1: Look its Madigan
Person 2: OMG MADIIIIIGGGAAAANNNN

by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017

Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong September 16, 2008

maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.

"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"

by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004

Maggard

The act of burping while getting spanked. :

Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.

by gackmaggard February 2, 2009