Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird

The best mush bird in Portsmouth.

Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird

by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021

Mush Tush

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.

Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!

by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014

mush

mush basically means idiot, its a word only used by wannabe roadmen from middle class backgrounds

"oi lets see that bag mush"

"piss off ya cunt"

by alwaysonsugarcubes May 26, 2024

mush

a man that has a crush on another man ( the man does not have to be gay to have a mush)

oh my god ryder, you totoaly have a mush on shak!

by mia Anderson December 24, 2008

Brown mush

A term to sea cube A lump of shit mushed up with a cheesy taste to it. Originates from a shithole in India

You are a brown mush

by Ben Hughes February 26, 2021

Mush

Pushing or palming someone else's body part.

She mushed him in the face.

Did you just mush me?

by tasteechic September 10, 2019

Not "MUSH"room

buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms

"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.

by Sloma Jack Clucks May 24, 2024