Muppet

A dog or a cat that is adorable AF!!!
Kesher, Kura, and Nutmeg were Muppet!!
by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs April 25, 2021
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A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"
OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle
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Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet
John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!
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One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.
The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?
by Eric th' Red November 14, 2008
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1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
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an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit
tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat
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The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
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