MTV is a virtual game show, primarily hosted on Roblox. MTV stands for "Mike's Television." The 's in Mike's is important to answering one of the questions.
The golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure American individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, fuck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: REBELLION.
mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation's youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.
A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.
MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!