Mountain Spew

When having sex in a doggystyle fashion, the male will only have one chance for a Mountain Spew. Upon entry, the male must ram his cock into her Vascular Chasm Cavity as hard as possible, if upon impact the female screams and saliva exits the mouth, the male has successfully completed the Mountain Spew. Also see Mountain Spew: Code Red.

Jane: Fuck you Clark, that really hurt!!!
Clark:(on phone) DUDE!!! I DID IT!!! I DID THE MOUNTAIN SPEW!!! And it might have been a Code Red!!!
Jane: (crying) You asshole! I'm gonna tell everyone that you have Genital Warts!!
(Superman then ripped her in half)

by Zach P. with input from Andrew A. August 18, 2006

mountain don't

A rather tasty cocktail made with Jägermeister and Mountain Dew. Best enjoyed whilst watching your team take the fucking Stanley Cup and made popular by the webcomic Hockey Zombie

"Dude, I had like 6 Mountain Don'ts and passed out before the third period!"

by TheFloyd June 18, 2007

Brokeback Mountaineer

The man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. One could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.

In Fred and Jims gay relationship Fred was the "Brokeback Mountaineer".

by Chet Anderson July 25, 2008

mountain weekend

A weekend spent in the mountains involving lots of beer, Greeks and sexual assault.

Sorority Girl: "For mountain weekend, I made Fratty McFratterson such an awesome cooler and all I got was herpes!"

by just_an_observer April 6, 2009

Stone Mountain

Total reverse of the rest of America. Filled with wealthy black snobs and their 6 car garages and poor white trash and their 6 gray teeth.

Stone Mountain Black woman: If it weren't for all these Lexi in this traffic jam, I'd have nothing to look at and would be forced to think about all the money I'm making for entertainment.

Stone Mountain White man: whooo dawggy! ma just sewed up another miiighty fine confederate flag. showl is fancy!

by Lexus Clone July 9, 2010

mountain lion

1 is a puma a young attractive woman

2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.

3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.

Wow she is a total mountain lion I'm gonna MOUNT IT BUT IM GONNA LYE ABOUT IT!!!! "mountain lion"

by Nasty Nate Sarasota Fl February 18, 2010

Mountain Woman

A robust Woman of Tyrolean Origin

Always on the look out for her Mountain Man this alpine beauty has a whole lot of love to give... and one or two schnitzels

Frau Hospiz

by RunDMG March 23, 2004