Mohammed

Hottest Guy you will ever meet. He makes your girl wet, He's Cute and he makes all the girls go silly.

He's always there for you if you need him and he's especially smart.

Mohammed is so hott omg, Im gonna pee white.

by MOMONADO March 3, 2021

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Mohamed

REALLY NICE AND HANDSOM GUY, gets all the gurls also is very pogger, he is good at almost every game and specializes in shooters.

OMG ITS MOHAMED!

NO WAY!!!!!

by TheSuperoir March 17, 2021

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Mohamed Awad

This man is the greatest man of all time. Blubbery, white, AND sexy. He is mostly always seen as a group leader, as he strives for the HUZZ!

I love mohamed awad!
Same!

by moesfanboy December 4, 2024

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Mohamed alhigagi

a very good and obedient boy

gf: shush im talking, when im speaking you should sit quietly like a mohamed alhigagi

by Dr.dickglobber January 11, 2025

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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

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8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

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