Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart

Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage

by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025

Mogginbite

The intellectually deficient offspring of a MAGA Republican.

Don Jr. is a Mogginbite.

by Nosirnotamused September 26, 2025

Mogaholic

A person addicted to mogging.

Clavicular is a mogaholic.

by iblameclavicular November 16, 2025

Mogging

Mogging (pronounced: /ˈmôɡiNG,ˈmäɡiNG/) is the present participle of the word mog the past tense is mogged. The definition of mogging is to intentionally or unintentionally look better than someone and more aesthetically pleasing than someone in public. The degree to which you mog someone depends on how much better or physically imposing you look than someone. For example a 6’6 muscle bound man with a good looking face and a sharp jawline would severely mog someone who’s 5’6 and skinny with a weak jawline because he is both physically imposing and has a prettier face than him. Meanwhile if he stands next to a 6’6 man of a similar build but a slightly uglier face he would only slightly mog him. Mogging is not a physical act it’s usually unintentional and was introduced into the mainstream by incel culture.

Clav was totally mogging Neon. None of the girls paid attention to Neon while Clav was at the party.

by Mogger November 18, 2025

mett moglie

description of LOL-Player like: NOOB or fetter imbaroxxer or some shit kiddy at raging

You fuukin Mett moglie

by OPPAHANS December 16, 2016

Marcus Moga

A depressed kid who cuts himself across the street and likes to watch big mouth. He is very annoying but sometimes funny (when he is not being annoying). He has a lot of friends but they sometimes get annoyed by him. And he is the one writing this. lol

Marcus Moga say here.
not here
you have detention

by stupid kid next door June 4, 2018

snoggy moggie

From the British words snog and moggie, that kissable kitten who gets soggy from your snogging, and goes wet 'down there,' when there's been a lot of smooching and foreplay. A cute pet-name, when you're texting back and forth, or talking on the phone, and she's a playful kitty; a kitten, a minx, a Snoggy Moggie!

Texting your minx when you've been apart for a few days, and can't wait to ravage her, again - Summoning her inner-Snoggy Moggie:

You: "Geez, babe, your lips are well lush... I've been fantasizing about snogging you all weekend. I can't wait to get home!"
Her: "Oh, I'm nibbling my lips already, at the thought, babe... When's your train get in? Got some treats for ya, hmmm"
You: "Hehe... You're such a snoggy moggie, girl... I'm next stop, be there soon! Loves ya, babe!'

by BunnyBonker December 19, 2018