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Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
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Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.
Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!
by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016
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Microwave

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(Microwave) for example: Gay Person Is a uwu alpha demon🥵🥵🥵🥵 or microwaces Will take over the world
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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
by Spidtar February 2, 2023
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Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.
Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!
by Stark Mercer May 19, 2024
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