Michigan Milk Pound

When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache

Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound

by Guner September 23, 2010

Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015

Michigan State and Ohio State

The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.

"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."

by Awesomeman7711 December 9, 2016

michigan muddy milkshake

the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already

dude she shut up when i gave her that michigan muddy milkshake

by fjhafjhasfjkhasfjkmax December 18, 2010

Michigan back-out

When someone loses a bet and doesn't pay up. Or pays half and backs out of the deal.

Mike pulled a michigan back-out when he lost at horseshoes.

by chiefknutz September 1, 2009

Michigan Double Dip

It's when you are skinny dipping with some ladies in Lake Michigan and follow up by doing one of them in the ass. Then later that night you go and do the same thing with some of your closet gay friends.

Mike and I are going to pull a Michigan Double Dip. You in?

by obwon420 March 24, 2009

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009