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Melanie

Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.
Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.

Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?

Person 1: Melanie T.

Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
by 2cool2paytaxes July 4, 2023
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Melanie

The best person to ever exist I love this girl with all my heart she makes me laugh every time I see her she makes my life better in every way.
Me:hey Mel

Melanie: Shut up👹
by Urfavhotflop March 8, 2024
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Melanie Spark

A bootiful whamen alien with a human eating persona called Melody living in her head
Damn that’s Melanie Spark
by Stormyowo May 21, 2019
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melanie

A burn to the roof of your mouth or lips due to biting into a very hot slice of pizza or any food item.
"Fuck, I just pulled a melanie!"
by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023
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melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever
I wish i could date melanie
by stuffed bear November 14, 2022
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Melany

Melany is a manipulative whore who always gets what she wants, she doesn’t give a fuck about anybodys opinion. Melany is hot and elegant with a heart made of stone.
Omg Melany just used me for my money
by Offaperc30 November 21, 2021
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Melanie

Melanie is the best girl you’ll ever have. There’s no one else like Melanie. She is a gem, a goddess. Is you find Melanie, never let her go. She shows a front but inside her heart is guarded. Anyone who’s willing to pursue her will have a challenge. Many guys will try but she will not let her guard down easily. Even when you think you got her, don’t stop trying. She will get bored easily. She loves going out and traveling. She is obsessed with cats. She is petite and is fun to be around. Don’t lie to Melanie because it is over, she will not trust you again.
That’s just Melanie!

You and Melanie?! YOURE SO LUCKY.
I need me a Melanie.
by Nothingbutthetruth2739 November 23, 2021
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