by pink testicles March 16, 2021
gangstah mario killed my mom and took my children, i cant get mad at him tho, he's gangstah mario. this is life...
by I peed my pant s July 03, 2020
A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
by Phonesexxx January 12, 2017
If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.
Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
by cambodia January 17, 2021
A dazzlingly gorgeous guy who is adorable, sweet, charming and always does and says the right things to make you feel better when you are having a down day. He is a true companion and has the ability to excel in all that he puts his mind to. A sexy guy with a heart of gold - what a divine combination, not to mention he smells like heaven mixed with spice. He sees the goodness in everyone and sometimes people take advantage of this which is awful and hurtful to him and breaks my heart. He's the type of guy that should be respected and loved. He's funny, sensitive and generous which makes him all the more amazing. He is the most AMAZING man ever and watch out for his eyes, they are trance-enticing;) What a gorgeous handcrafted package wrapped in gold :) He is loved dearly.
Girl 1: wow... did you get a smell of that Godly scent... it was definitely Mario Sabayo.
Girl 2: Oh for sure, that is definitely mario. He's a wonderful boyfriend and his chicka is ONE lucky thang!!!!
*Sigh*
Girl 2: Oh for sure, that is definitely mario. He's a wonderful boyfriend and his chicka is ONE lucky thang!!!!
*Sigh*
by bikerider119 May 29, 2010
by gangsta mario December 19, 2019
Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
by TaxasRangers2020 November 03, 2021