Manlyness

Guillermo's new word

"I have more manlyness than Chuck Norris"

by CaliGuillermo June 6, 2018

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks

"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"

by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.

Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann

by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives

Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.

by urbanballs February 24, 2021

Manlybanisters

Variety of internet troll Fat, middle aged, unemployed and unemployable and ugly divorced woman who seeks attention by internet sites and looking for attention. Obsessed with talking about her aging genitals and female plumbing and occasionally justifying it by claiming her genitals are a feminist issue. May post nude pictures concealing as much fat and stretch marks as possible so that very sexually desperate men will contact her.

Can be found on gay porn sites, dating sites, porn sites, sexuality forums.

Believes being middle aged, having had sex and being female makes her insights valuable.

May engage in sexual relations with the elderly, intellectually disabled or obese in return for their support on internet forums.

Don't start the manlybanisters talking about squirting and periods, she's around here somewhere

by Hickboy12 July 29, 2011

Manly Tear

A single outlet of restrained emotion. A manly tear, if used sparingly, is so powerful, so profound, that everyone around you is moved by your undeniable badassery. It is a show that a beast, no matter how savage, has a heart that is capable of feeling. A Manly Tear (so awesome it needs to be capitalized) demonstrate the control, and the precision of a man's character, as he is willing to skirt the lines of tasteful shows of emotion and uncontrollable babbling. Lesser men are incapable of such restraint, and therefore cannot shed a Manly Tear.

Aragorn sheds a single Manly Tear at the passing of Boromir, son of Gondor

by bewbsaws May 13, 2015