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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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meta-magnetism

Any combination of the final two numbers--infinity and uncountability--arranged concentrically to create one of 7 colors.

The elements in the combination are number-type, position (inside or outside), and orientation-of-spin.
The seven combinations are: infinity spinning around infinity clockwise, infinity spinning around infinity
counterclockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability clockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability counterclockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity clockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity counterclockwise, and
uncountability spinning around uncountability.

The seven states of meta-magnetism correspond to
the seven colors: purple, orange, grey, blue, green,
yellow, and red.

White (all of the colors) and black (an anti-color) combine to make a color--gray. This gray is the color of gravity or
contrACTtion.
by sandraxine March 11, 2020
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prune magnet

Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!
by Scentedmeat September 20, 2018
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Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Eye Magnet

(n.)

1. A video/picture/image that is pleasant to watch/look at/listen to, so pleasant that you can can't stop coming back to watch/look at/listen to it multiple times

2. A thing that you would look at, look away and be done with it, go back and look at it when you are bored, and repeat.
That gif of Kirby with an umbrella is a eye magnet.
by Other_Person June 15, 2020
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fondle magnet

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.
by reecerideslife December 17, 2010
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Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.
by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010
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