Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have

roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!

by Miahammjr July 4, 2008

san luis obispo high school

A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.

-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"

-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"

-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"

by Tormented Soul January 7, 2005

Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran

Most amazing couple in the world since 7.26.11 <3

"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"

by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012

San Luis Obispo High School

The gayest place with the gayest people on earth

Man, San Luis Obispo High School is gay

by chargers721 February 4, 2009

Jose Luis Larios Jr. III

some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP

Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!

by larioslover March 12, 2020

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

Vaca lui Dan Negru la Wow Biz

Vaca Lui Dan Negru La Wow Biz is a Romanian reply invented by a girl named Rebeca that is used especially by people who have watched Wow Biz at least once and those who admire Dan Negru.In english this would be Dan Negru’s Cow at Wow Biz

Stranger:-Hello,What are you doing this year?
Romanian:-Look,Vaca lui Dan Negru la Wow Biz
Stranger:-What?
Romanian:-VACA LUI DAN NEGRU LA WOW BIZ!

by Verișoara June 6, 2023