Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Blue lock

Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!

Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Tizum Lock

This refers to the trevnoir/milotic archetype where the lock is not strong enough to be considered a hard lock, so instead we categorize it as a "Tizum Lock"

Damn, i just lost to fuckin tizum lock."

by RudyWade February 25, 2020

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cap-lock

To shout at someone unnecessarily.

Shouting at someone unintentionally, as if your internal "caps lock" was accidentally struck.

"Dude, I'm right in front of you...stop cap-locking me!"

"Did you see Brad cap-locking that waitress for no reason?...what a jerk!"

"That Slipknot concert has jacked up my hearing, bro...I've been cap-locking people all day without knowing it...I feel like a pint-sized Lou Ferrigno."

by Jonnie W. January 14, 2009

Baby locking

When a female wraps her legs around a man and forces him to cum in her

You got to be carful for baby locking

by Dre drexxler May 23, 2019