man-looked

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

catfish looking

when someone looks better in a picture rater then in person.

you go to the mall to meet a girl and find out shes catfish looking.

by crackeerjackerr January 4, 2015

Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..

Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER

by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023

looking for alice

Taking multiple substances which will take your mind to great heights.

Went looking for alice and I discovered the meaning of life man.

by alicegotlostinwonderland February 4, 2014

looks to moon

disabled
woMAN
in
a
bowl
of
land
water
and
neonflies
give
her
neonflies
so
she
wont
die

looks to moon is an character in rain world, she is disabled

by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021

looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

shame look

The look your friends give u when youve done something so shameful, there are no words to describe it.

he gave me the shame look after i confessed on stage.

by unexpectidely_awesome July 12, 2014