Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa
by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020

by OppaiNinja007 January 9, 2022

She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.
Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
by All Hail Anonymous April 27, 2017

Any woman named Lisa Adams is guaranteed to be one of the smartest, fun loving, sensuous and most beautiful women you've ever met. She's provocative and sexy. She likes confidence too, so don't act like a pussy around her.
by wisconsingirl97 December 20, 2016

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

george and lisa the best two names and when combined compliment each other in a relationship. With georges sometimes cocky-er than should be. Highly intellegent and educated. Hot physique and lisa's intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. this is a match made in heaven.
by onlylove February 4, 2010
