liepod

An iPod filled with music that its owner denies listening to.

John: Holy crap, is that Celine Dion on your iPod?

Bob: Oh...i dunno, i guess it just came with it.

John: Dude, don't bullshit me, I know you have a liepod.

by therapist69 July 11, 2007

lipton

commonly confused for an awesome brand of various teas, it is actually hermaphroditic sex, often involving up to seven individuals having hermaphrodite sex in a huge hermaphrodite sex orgy.

Hermaphrodite one: "So I went to that lipton last night"

Hermaphrodite two: "Yeah I heard about that, I've

always wanted to go to a lipton"

by IgetTheFlag June 19, 2009

Lipton's

when a guy tea bags you and shits on you at the same time

joke being that Liptons is shitty tea compared to others

When at a party and someone is passed out and a guy gives you a Lipton's

by ~treacle February 21, 2011

lippy

lipstick; nuddypants; or other assorted fruits

Dad, Mom lost her lippy again. Check the laundry basket before nuclear radiation meltdowns occur. We don't need any more involvement with the CTU.

by Sugata January 11, 2008

Lipple

To use lips to suck nipples. To suck nipples on lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan's Luscious Lipples
OH man, Nice lipple
stop lippling me man/woman!!

by Ross McCullough December 2, 2007

Lipple

The middle pointy peak that sticks out on the upper lip. Also known as the lip nipple

Your lipple is so pointy, it's sticks out more than a turtle's.

by jackobeane June 20, 2017

lippincott

1.) A man who is always mistaken as female or weak

2.) A percieved skin condition where all things make you weap

3.) Uncanny ability to use the word poopy in every sentence

1.) We were hanging out playing a board game when my brother-in-law Doug began to whine and cry like a little asian girl because he thought the doctor cheated. What a lippincott

2.) My friend Doug was playing Raquetball when he got knicked on the nose and began convulsing violently and lippincott

3.) Girls never go for the lippincott type.

by ElkMan March 25, 2007